You see, there I am helping to produce a fab magazine, run a website, and help organize exhibitions, doing my quilts, and all those other things we busy folk do, so I hope you'll allow me a fail now and then.
Now you lot out there know I'm not the biggest whizz in the world at cooking. Today I made marmalade - the proper stuff with seville oranges - and burnt it. After all that shredding etc it was such a shame, but I was able to bottle the jam that wasn't to close too the burnt bits and have 4 jars of orange flavoured toffee spread.
But that's not all. I've been in hysterics. I bought a fresh dough pizza kit for tea, and it said to put it on non stick baking parchment before putting on the tray. I didn't see the non stick bit.
DH is slightly depressed and a bit empty, poor love. He carefully picked off all the pieces of paper that were welded to the dough. Here's what's left of DH's pizza. He's just asked if we have any Spam.
I'm not hungry at all because I ate the pizza including the paper. If you don't hear from me for a few days though, I could be dead of congestion of the chitterlings.
Now you lot out there know I'm not the biggest whizz in the world at cooking. Today I made marmalade - the proper stuff with seville oranges - and burnt it. After all that shredding etc it was such a shame, but I was able to bottle the jam that wasn't to close too the burnt bits and have 4 jars of orange flavoured toffee spread.
But that's not all. I've been in hysterics. I bought a fresh dough pizza kit for tea, and it said to put it on non stick baking parchment before putting on the tray. I didn't see the non stick bit.
I'm not hungry at all because I ate the pizza including the paper. If you don't hear from me for a few days though, I could be dead of congestion of the chitterlings.
That'll be a fail then!!!
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Oleh
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